Daily Trump Satire Archive
Historical archive of daily satirical coverage
April 17, 2025
Trump Holds 'Executive Time Olympics' to Determine Most Productive Staff Member
In a bid to boost morale and productivity within his administration, President Trump has announced plans to hold a series of "Executive Time Olympics" to determine which staff member is the most efficient during the hours of unstructured time on their schedules. With events such as "Tweetstorm Marathon" and "Fox News Watching Contest," the competition promises to be fierce and, as always, completely absurd.
Trump Administration Reveals New 'Chaos Schedule' to Keep Staff on Their Toes
In a surprising move, the Trump administration has unveiled a new daily schedule dubbed the "Chaos Schedule," designed to inject even more unpredictability and confusion into an already tumultuous White House. Staff members are reportedly thrilled at the prospect of never knowing what each day will bring, with some even placing bets on which cabinet member will be fired next.
April 15, 2025
Trump's Presidency: A Reality Show Gone Wrong
In this satirical article, we explore how Donald Trump's presidency has unfolded like a poorly scripted reality show. From his Twitter rants to his unpredictable policy decisions, Trump's chaotic leadership style has left many Americans feeling like they are watching a trainwreck in slow motion.
Trump's White House: Where Chaos Reigns Supreme
In this tongue-in-cheek take on Trump's presidency, we delve into the dysfunction and disarray that has become synonymous with his administration. With constant staff turnover, contradictory statements, and scandal after scandal, the White House under Trump has become a circus-like environment where chaos reigns supreme.
April 14, 2025
Trump Declares Himself Supreme Leader, Bans Fake News and Democracy
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has officially declared himself the Supreme Leader of the United States, claiming that only he has the authority to determine what is true and what is fake news. In his latest executive order, he has banned all forms of media that criticize his administration or question his decisions, effectively silencing any dissenting voices. Democracy, it seems, is no longer welcome in Trump's America.
Trump's Presidency: A Reality TV Show Gone Horribly Wrong
As the chaos and controversy surrounding President Trump's administration continue to escalate, many Americans are left wondering if they are watching a reality TV show or witnessing the downfall of democracy. From Twitter tirades to questionable policy decisions, Trump's presidency has become a never-ending source of entertainment and bewilderment. With each passing day, it becomes increasingly clear that this is one reality show that no one wants to be a part of.
Chaos in Chief: Trump Declares Executive Order Mandating White House Staff Wear Clown Noses
In a move that left even his closest advisors scratching their heads, President Trump signed an executive order mandating that all White House staff wear clown noses while on duty. The chaotic decision has sparked outrage and confusion among both political opponents and supporters alike, with many questioning the sanity of the President.
Trump's Latest Twitter Meltdown: Accidentally Declares War on Canada Instead of North Korea
In a bizarre turn of events, President Trump took to Twitter in a late-night rant that ended in a declaration of war against Canada instead of North Korea. The mix-up caused confusion among world leaders and sparked panic among Americans, with many wondering if the President was fit to lead the country. Trump later blamed the incident on a faulty autocorrect feature on his phone, but the damage had already been done.
April 12, 2025
Trump Claims He Invented Gravity, Scientists Roll Their Eyes
In a press conference, President Trump boldly declared that he is responsible for discovering the laws of physics, including the concept of gravity. Scientists around the world were quick to debunk his claims, leading to yet another embarrassing moment for the chaotic White House.
Trump's Latest Executive Order: Mandatory Comb-Over for All Citizens
In a bizarre move, President Trump signed an executive order requiring all Americans to sport his signature comb-over hairstyle. Critics have called the move a blatant abuse of power and a distraction from more pressing issues facing the country. Meanwhile, citizens are left scratching their heads and reaching for their hair gel.
Trump Announces Plan to Build Wall Around White House to Keep Out 'Fake News' Media
In a bizarre turn of events, President Trump has unveiled his latest plan to combat the media's negative coverage of his presidency: building a wall around the White House. Trump claims that this wall will keep out the "fake news" media and ensure that only positive stories are reported about him. Critics have called the plan a desperate and ridiculous attempt to control the narrative surrounding his chaotic presidency.
Trump's Latest Tweetstorm Declares Himself King of the United States
In a series of early morning tweets, President Trump has declared himself the rightful ruler of the United States, claiming that he has the "best brain" and is the only one capable of leading the country. Trump's delusional proclamations have sparked outrage and disbelief among both his supporters and critics, with many questioning the stability of his presidency. Experts warn that Trump's power grab could lead to even more chaos and division in the country.
April 11, 2025
President Trump Declares Himself King of Twitter, Plans to Rule Nation via Tweets
In this satirical article, we explore President Trump's tendency to use Twitter as his main form of communication and decision-making. We imagine a scenario where he declares himself the King of Twitter and announces his plans to govern the nation solely through his tweets, causing chaos and confusion among politicians and citizens alike.
White House Chaos: Trump's Cabinet Members Forced to Wear Clown Wigs to Meetings
In this humorous take on the chaotic nature of President Trump's administration, we imagine a scenario where his cabinet members are required to wear clown wigs to meetings in order to lighten the mood and distract from the constant turmoil and infighting within the White House. The article highlights the absurdity of the situation and pokes fun at the dysfunction of Trump's presidency.