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Trump's Presidency in Turmoil: Staff Resignations and Policy Shifts Rock White House
This article discusses the ongoing chaos within the Trump administration, including multiple staff resignations and abrupt policy shifts that have left the White House in disarray.
Trump's Twitter Tantrums: President's Outbursts Cause Confusion and Controversy
This article examines the impact of President Trump's frequent Twitter outbursts, which have caused confusion and controversy both domestically and internationally.
Impeachment Looms: Democrats Ramp Up Efforts to Remove Trump from Office
This article highlights the growing calls for impeachment of President Trump, as Democrats ramp up efforts to investigate and potentially remove him from office amid the chaos of his presidency.
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Trump Announces Plan to Build Wall Around White House to Keep Out Fake News and Negative Polls
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has revealed his latest plan to combat the media and public perception of his presidency by constructing a wall around the White House. Critics are calling it the ultimate act of self-preservation and isolation, as Trump attempts to shield himself from any negative coverage or dissenting opinions.
Trump Declares National Emergency After Running Out of Diet Coke in Oval Office
In a bizarre and unprecedented move, President Trump has declared a national emergency after reportedly running out of his beloved Diet Coke in the Oval Office. Sources close to the President claim that he is unable to make any decisions or function without his favorite beverage, leading to panic and chaos among his staff and advisors. Critics are calling it the ultimate display of Trump's priorities and lack of focus on important issues facing the country.